EZ-Laminator450 Users Manual: Frequently Asked Questions
FAQ
Is this the same type of laminator they have at high schools?
Yes! Your I.D. card in high school was probably laminated by a machine very much like this one.
And now the technology has gotten cheap enough that I can laminate stuff at home with this machine?
Yes!
How does it work?
The EZ-Laminator450 is a roll laminator. It presses two hot lamination sheets onto your document. The sheets are sealed with transparent glue.
What kinds of things can I laminate with the EZ-Laminator450?
A photograph is a great place to start. Lamination will protect your treasured photo from wear and tear.
Can it be a porno photo?
The materials you laminate are completely up to you. The only requirement is that they be less than 9” wide and 1/8” thick.
What about a leaf?
That’s technically possible, but not advisable, as the leaf might crumble and jam the machine.
It didn’t jam the machine. So that’s OK, right?
We strongly suggest you use the EZ-Laminator450 for paper products only.
I laminated a spider, and it worked fine — the spider is flattened and perfectly preserved.
Animals should not be laminated.
It’d be cool to have a real spider or scorpion laminated IN your driver’s license.
It is against federal law to deface or alter government-issued documents.
Buenos dias, laminated tortilla.
Food should never be laminated.
Lam-a-lam-a ding dong! Ima put my dick in there!
Don’t —
How do I fix a laminator jam :-(?
Open the feeder tray under the main cartridge bay near the heating element. You should see a button there with a red icon showing a man’s penis stuffed into an EZ-Laminator450. That’s the button.
